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Description: Coconut is That Girl!! Rep an ode to the classic AG mascot with this cutesie, hand-drawn design.

Description: My take on the classic Licorice mascot, to match the Coconut in your life!

Description: “Look at that lady! She carries herself right!”

Description: “Look at that lady! She carries herself right!”

Description: “Look at that lady! She carries herself right!”

Description: “Look at that lady!” She carries herself right!”

Description: “Look at that lady! She carries herself right!”

Description: “Look at that lady! She carries herself right!”

Description: “Look at that lady! She carries herself right!”

Description: In this house we love science and mourn for the time a cartoon duck had more common sense than the current head of HHS.

Description: It speaks for itself. F*ck all of them!!

Description: No bc if you really think about it, this generation’s collective propensity for gambling started on Webkinz dot gov…

Description: All Cats Are Beautiful!! Featuring y2k icon, Licorice.

Description: MELT I.C.E., EAT MORE ICE CREAM.

Description: Hand-drawn by yours truly, this cutesie design features all of the iconic historically-accurate costumes being worn by the cutest baby animals. Check out my RedBubble for sticker versions of these guys!

Description: Historically Accurate Critters: DELUXE EDITION. Features 25 cute baby animals dressed up in their best historical cosplay and ready for you to wear out in the world! Check out my RedBubble for this design on all kinds of fun merch!

Description: A standard-issue kitten serves calico cuteness in a buttery crop top. Hand-drawn by me, inspired by my sister’s cat Milo!!

Description: A custom Milo doodle for Phia! Inspired by my favorite cartoon dogs of the 2000s.

Description: A great conversation starter for your Mormon family! Purity culture is a trip, y’all!!

Description: Inspired by the AG pet art style of the mid 2000s, this design was made for Emma, featuring her sweet little guy Bernie!

Description: This design perfectly accentuates any crop top or sleeveless shirt!! Get those porn shoulders out, ladies!

Description: A cute, caffeinated pattern featuring all kinds of fun lil’ drinks!